Funeral Business Looks Promising

 Hot Tip - Occupation - Become involved in the funeral business

One short course in embalming at the Wellington Polytech and you're ready. People are dying left, right and centre. What a time to be earning some real dosh.

Back when I was 15 I thought about becoming an undertaker. It was that or be a vicar. I did neither and that was my mistake. Had I become a vicar, I'd have only worked on Sundays and apart from that I'd have to go around getting little old ladies to leave the church money in their will.

I visited a funeral director at age 16, just checking things out, and looked at their range of coffins. An excellent selection and quite comfortable looking. I came home with the plan to buy my own coffin and store it in the basement. Alternatively it could become my bed, that's how good it was. Think about it, if I died in my sleep, they'd only have to close the lid and these things weren't ever going to go down in price.

My father thought this was an excellent plan. But, when I put it to my mother she fair hit the ceiling. I still have not figured out her objection to her brightest child having his very own coffin. Upon reflection, it is possible my father promoted this idea as a way to rile my mother. Hmmm.

Anyway, now with excess deaths running at 20%+ and getting worse, the funeral business looks to be the hot ticket.

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England: Excess Deaths

What is causing the excess deaths being recorded in England? Note that deaths are still increasing but deaths as a result of the thing that shall not be called its name have dropped away. Hmm....what could it be? 💉

https://expose-news.com/2022/09/29/record-breaking-excess-deaths-covid-vaccine/

The Office for National Statistics has revealed that England and Wales suffered another record-breaking week of deaths in the week ending 16th September 2022, with an extra 1,009 people dying compared to the five-year average.

Excluding the Jubilee Bank Holiday in early June, this means England and Wales have now recorded significant numbers of excess deaths every week for the past 22 weeks, bringing the grand total to 25,952 since the week ending 24th April.

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However, further Office for National Statistics figures that prove 94% of all Covid-19 deaths since April have been among the triple/quadruple vaccinated, and that prove mortality rates per 100,000 are highest among the vaccinated population in all age groups, strongly suggest that the Covid-19 vaccine could be a contributing factor to why so many people are dying.

Post Pandemic: New Zealand Death Rate Increases

What about the jab? Most of the population of New Zealand is fully Covid vaccinated and yet in 2022 the country is experiencing an increase in deaths. What's going on?

Could it be that deaths are following the jab itself? Consider that Omicron is not as bad as the original Covid thing. Hmm.

https://www.conservativereview.com/horowitz-covid-deaths-vaccinated-australia-2657732814.html?r=1fsg91&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

In fact, the only reason why Australia is not claiming the international title right now is because it is being outstripped by New Zealand, which, by far, has the highest death rate in the world. Just like Australia, New Zealand had a strict lockdown and travel ban until the vaccines were distributed. More than 98% of its deaths occurred after March 2022 – more than two years after the pandemic began.