Turkey vs Holland

Turkey and the Netherlands (aka Holland) can't go to war because they don't share a boundary and otherwise have no real ability to attack each other. So their recent spat is just that, or is it electioneering on both sides. Want to bet the Dutch PM and the Turkish President have actually had a talk on the phone and concocted the dispute to help one another out? Hmm, at the very least they're probably seeing the need to keep kicking the can down the road.